Thursday, October 09, 2008

First Review!

So I'm working on becoming a toy reviewer for EdenFantasys and I just posted my first review today. It's of the Small Silk silicone dildo, and you can go and read

Although I'd probably classify myself on the soft butch side of the gender spectrum, I've got one of the worst cases of penis envy you'll find. Imagine my glee when Bree suggested that we invest in a strap-on - I immediately began dreaming of a cock of porn-star proportions.
What did I get? A sweetly innocent little dildo that I couldn't see sending anyone in paroxysms of ecstasy. Admittedly, it's pretty much awesome for anal (aside from being a bit floppier than any self-respecting erection) but I still haven't gotten over my deep desire for a large, -intimidating- penis.

Eh, Bree's offering to buy me a larger one if I ever run into a girl that I'd like to play with, so there's still some hope in the distant future.
For now, though, there's still plenty of enjoyment to be had in strapping one on and then following him around the apartment waggling my cock at him.


1 comment:

Epiphora said...

Hey there! Thanks for the comment, and for adding me to your blogroll! I have so many people I wanna link to as well... the list is going to be miles long when I finally put it up. Welcome to EF too! As you know, I liked your first review, so I can't wait to read more from you. Hopefully an large penis dildo review at some point, muahaha.